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Police department urges residents who have run out of toilet paper to stop calling 911

Joshua Bote, USA TODAY Comments Off on Police department urges residents who have run out of toilet paper to stop calling 911

"Do not call 9-1-1 just because you ran out of toilet paper. You will survive without our assistance," said Newport, Oregon police early Sunday.

       
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