The main thing Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis needed at the first GOP presidential primary debate was to not be Ron DeSantis. Tragically, he was.
Author: Rex Huppke, USA TODAY
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Republican voters want Donald Trump. And his vice president? How about more Trump?
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Is ‘Barbie’ anti-man? I won’t see the movie, but I will definitely yell about it!
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A letter from Earth: I’m giving you record temperatures and wild floods. TAKE A HINT!!
Earth here. Just wanted to pop in and see if you’ve noticed a few subtle changes in me lately. You know, like record hot temperatures and flooding?
SAG actors strike, joining Hollywood writers. What are we supposed to do now? Read?
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Flailing DeSantis campaign leans into anti-LGBTQ ad, tries to out-cruel Trump
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Losing already? Maybe Ron DeSantis’ flailing presidential campaign caught ‘woke mind virus.’
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